My attempt at a play, age 16:
THE MURDER OF ST THOMAS A BECKET
To be performed in pitch black.
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-*sniffle*
--Who was that?
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--Hello?
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-*the sound of a sword falling to marble in an empty cathedral."
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--Look, this really isn't funny anymore.
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--All right, I'm going to count to three and you better tell me who you are or so help me--SOMEONE'S TOUCHING ME! ...SOMEONE IS DEFINITELY TOUCHING ME!
-*sound of frenzied stabbing*
--JESUS CHRIST THAT HURTS, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR??? OOW!! OW OW OW!!!!
Fin.
