Go Forth and Be Awesome

So as an RE teacher I get asked, "Miss, what do you believe?" How many times per week?

A lot.


Honestly, children? If you really want to know, here are the basic tenets of your RE teacher's beliefs:


1) Don't be an asshole.
2) God exists, but don't get hung up on the fact that other people may have a different understanding of God.
3) Be grateful and express your gratitude.
4) "Can" does not equal "should"
5) Go forth.
6) Be awesome.

Amendment 1) Put some goddamn pants on.
Amendment 2) Learn to shut the eff up.
Amendment 3) IKEA is an acceptable place to purchase any/all furniture, except for bunk beds.


There, dear students. Now you know what I believe.

And, dear children, if you care to ask, the tenet I feel most strongly about is Amendment 3.